10 December 2013

She loves you more, she says!

She loves you more, she says!There is nothing warmer than the tight hug from the girl you love. It is the warmest feeling when she wraps her arms around your body when you are shivering with cold. She takes care of you when you need it the most, and you do take care of her all the time. When you two are inside the same blanket, and when she uses your left arm as a pillow sometimes, and she tosses and turns restlessly flipping her side. You too turn your head in her direction and wrap your body around her from behind. You look into her eyes and she smiles. She sleeps after some time, you are still awake, looking your angel sleeping peacefully for hours. Your arm doesn't ache even after hours. Her soft hair touching your arm is the sweetest cure for the arm ache if it does ache. And when she complains about a headache, you press her forehead gently for countless times. And sometimes she goes to sleep without eating anything during her periods, and then she wakes up in the midnight with pain and holds your hand on her stomach for some minutes. And then she asks you to bring her a glass of warm milk in the midnight, and you do bring it for her adding a spoon of sugar. Every time she coughs your lungs feels pain. She knows this, you know this. And, she hugs you when she needs your warmth.

And when you two are inside the same blanket, in a cozy bed on some winter night - you want to move your hand on her body, and she wants the same from you. And your blanket makes noise with your moving hand. She feels tickles, she feels love, she blushes. You get goosebumps, you feel warmness, you feel love, you blush. You two make love. The clothes are making noise, obstacles, she says. She wants you to undress her slowly, you do the same. There does not stay a single cotton thread between you two, and then the hug brings new magic with it. Soft kisses, tight hugs and breathtaking moments - all that she wants, and all that you want. She wants your long fingers to reach every mile of her body, it's a never-ending road she says. She deliberately brings your hand to all the places she wants and she wants you to do the next moves and explore her. It's a never-ending path, you always like to explore you say. And sometimes she refuses to get undressed, but she likes your fingers sliding inside her clothes, so she says. Every time you kiss her she closes her eyes, and she trusts you with whatever you doing. She likes to feel every kiss as lovely and passionate as her first kiss, and she turns you into a perfect kisser. It's not the magic of moving lips and tongues she says but the love moving in your heart for her.

She asks you hundreds of time the same question - 'Do I look fat?'. You always say - 'No, you don't look fat. You look beautiful darling!', and you put a kiss on her lips before she could react to your answer. She pushes you back gently, showing fake anger and says - 'Liar, you are lying. I know I have gained a little weight but I know you love me more!'. You pull her in your arms again, and she hugs you tight. She loves it when you play with her curves, she feels tickling love. All that makes me tickle is your love baby, she says. And sometimes she sleeps with her hairs untied, spread all over the pillow. And sometimes she moves around you in your bed so that her dark hair will fall and move on your face. Her hair smells great, you kiss her hair and run your fingers through her hair. And then you run your fingers on her forehead, cheeks, and her soft, wet lips. And, sometimes she bites your finger, she bites it hard. And in return you bite her all over her body leaving the love-bites, making her blush every time she feels the slight pain when something touches those love-bites. Love is a constant source of pain and pleasure she says.

You forget all the pain you once had in your life, so does she. Her being there with you is everything for you. And you loving only her, with all emotions in your heart is everything for her. She makes you complete, you make me complete she says. Your world revolves around her, you are my world she says. You love her endlessly, she loves you more she says!

13 October 2013

The Rainbow of Relationship

“He might be a good guy but he does not talk much, and look at me, I am too bubbly. I always talk too much. We two have nothing in common. We will never fit right for each other, never!” She said in a sad voice and with a gloomy face. 

“Dear, as someone has said, 'Relationship is not about finding out similarities between you and your partner, but it is about knowing & living complementing those differences.' 

I will say the same. 'So what if he does not talk a much, he might be a good listener. Some people take time to open up their hearts, their feelings to someone. It might be the same case with him. 

See, honey, every relationship is like a rainbow. And no one can have all the colors to color that rainbow. If you are rain, he is the sunlight. If you got four colors, he might be having remaining three colors, and with these different colors you can color the rainbow of your relationship. Differences will make otherwise dull life interesting, colorful. 

Nature made each human being unique. Each fingerprint unique. It is hard to find the person who will have same qualities, likes, dislikes, interests and habits like you. And, if you are searching for same person as you, you will be alone forever. 

So, know his likes, dislikes, habits. Some things might match and some won't. But that doesn't mean you will never fit right together. Together you bring colors into each other's life and make the rainbow of your relationship colorful.” I said. 

She smiled finally. “Thanks dear.”

The Rainbow of Relationship

19 May 2013

Everyone is getting married! And, what the heck I am doing?

Before you start - Are you single? Are you 23 or 24 or 25 or 26 years old?
OK, great! Proceed!!

So, my day doesn't pass without seeing at least one new status update by one of my friends on Facebook about his or her engagement or marriage or honeymoon. What happening these days is the 'status update' content remains the same, just the names and face of friend change every time! Many friends and classmates of mine got engaged in the past year (more precisely, in past twelve calendar months). Some got married. Some posted about their honeymoon abroad, from abroad. And, some newly married extended their family. Aww, kids! And, some are waiting for the good news, whilst some newly wed couples might be planning their family plan.

Initially it sounded exciting that a friend of mine is getting married. But, honestly, these days I feel nothing great about it (No, I am not turning into a machine, yet!). It's not like I am not happy for them, or it's not like I am jealous or something. It's just that each day I see someone posting something about their married life or upcoming married life, with each new such status update my excitement is going down. (Dude, you really need to meet them in person to see how happy they are! Yeah, I know!!)

Well, he too got married!” , “Well, she too got engaged!”
I say to myself and scroll down or scroll up Facebook home page. Whilst the newly wed couples are excited to post their romantic life on Facebook, I get a prison like feeling browsing Facebook. I feel like I am being forced to see their updates. I feel like there is nothing else remained to read, post and do at Facebook. Sometimes I see nightmares about people posting comments and hitting like button on my status update about I am getting married!
“What the fuck!” Saying so I awake myself to find the peace and relief that I am not married yet!

"So, does that mean - I hate marriage?"
It's not like that I hate the whole idea of marriage or even it's not like that I never want to get married someday; I do want to get married someday, but before that I have some dreams of mine to accomplish, I have some targets of my own to hit. (Really? Wtf!)

So, another day in previous week I was talking with myself -
So you have some dreams to accomplish before you get married?”
So, you must be working hard to make those come true!”
Nah! Nope!! Not really!!!”
Duh! Then...?”
I don't know what the heck I am doing! I mean I am just 24...”
So are they, 23 or 24 or 25, who got married.”

So, who got married or engaged till now?
  • Those boys who were the only child their parents had
    • some of these boys tied knot to accomplish some business deal with their dad's family friends ('family friends' is a lame term, it's more of a 'business partners')
    • or whose father is a businessman (legacy business)
    • or whose parents are from Gujarat
  • Those girls who were the only child their parents had
    • who had serious issues with her dating life
    • or whose parents are South-Indians
  • Those elder boys
    • who got a job, a house in the same city; mostly those who are living at their parents house (Lucky bastards!)
    • or whose father is a businessman (OK, these dudes never tell what kinda business their parents do. And, even if they tell, you always get the same answer - “Import-export business”! Assholes!!)
  • Those elder girls
    • they had to get married, they were elder
    • or those who were having an affair
  • Those younger girls
    • who were having an affair (again, I know)
    • or whose elder brothers are studying abroad
  • Those boys and girls
    • whose hearts were broken and romantic-dreams were shaken (Poor fellows, who probably married the very first girl or boy their parents suggested!)
    • who broke other hearts (Bastards and sluts, who were always afraid of committing to a single person!)
    • who had serious addiction problems

So, who are yet single?
  • Those boys who were the only child their parents had
    • who are studying abroad
    • or whose parents are not from Gujarat
  • Those girls who were the only child their parents had
    • who had serious issues with her dating life
    • or whose parents are not South-Indians
  • Those elder boys
    • who got a job, but looking for a house in the same city (Most single boys will fit into this section!)
    • or whose father is not a businessman (I know!)
  • Those elder girls
    • whose parents are looking for a royal family for her
  • Those younger girls
    • who are having an affair and either she or the one she loves is not ready to commit yet
    • or whose elder brothers are studying or doing a job abroad
  • Those boys and girls
    • whose hearts were broken and romantic-dreams were shaken (Poor fellows, they never want to get married! Well, that's what they say!!)
    • who broke other hearts (Bastards and sluts, who will keep doing the same and are always afraid of committing to a single person!)
    • whose girlfriend/boyfriend had serious addiction problems that he/she didn't know earlier
    • who, still are waiting for someone to fall in love with them (Aww, daydreamers! Go, catch someone date-worthy!!)
    • who had some things to do before getting married (me, raises hand!)
    • who want to roam round the globe
    • who are artists
    • who left their boring jobs
    • who are looking for jobs/new jobs
    • who want to reach to certain level of financial stability
    • who want to devote their life to country (Ha-ha... kidding!)

On a higher level, these are the categories where most of us fit. Of course these are from my view.

"Where do I fit in here?"
Well, I, find myself, fitting into some of the categories for singles. (No, I am not gonna tell which are those.) Of course, I don't hate marriages and I want to get married.

"Then why I am not feeling good about these Facebook updates?"
Well, I think the sole reason behind that is – each new such status updates reminds of these criteria/categories I am now fitting into and those make me walk down the memory lanes. Well, that pretty much sucks!

Where do you fit? What you think?

Everyone is getting married! And, what the heck I am doing?
image source 

[ ** This is written for a sole purpose of fun, I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
  ** You must be a freak to take this seriously. Please don't make hurry to hurt your sentiments. ]

08 May 2013


Peace I want,
Peace I need to make,
Peace I want to break, at peace.

At peace I want to be, with a piece of your love for me.

From my twitter timeline

22 March 2013

आणि साला , माझ्या गालावरच dimple त्यांना कधी दिसलचं नाही ... !

तशी ती सावळीच, दिसायला ही साधारणचं.
तशी ती मला आवडायची, ती असूनही Healthy + .
हे तिलाही माहीत होतं की, ती फार सुंदर वगैरे नाही.
ती स्वत:च म्हणायची की, माझा बांधा वगैरे काही सुडौल नाही.
पण, सावळी असूनही तिला कुणी सावळ म्हटलं तर ती रागावयाची.

पण, बाकी 
सावळ दिसणं सोडल तर ती फार गोड होती ...
खुप बडबड करणारी, बिंधास्त बोलणारी, साधी राहणारी,
स्वत:ची कामे स्वत:च करणारी, आणि अगदी माझ्याइतकीच हुशार!

तिच्या मैत्रीणी फारच देखण्या, आणि एकदम girly type.

त्यांचा girly-पणा तिला कधी आवडायचा नाही, तस ती माझ्याजवळ बोलायची पण ...

तिच्या मैत्रीणींची कोणी तारीफ़ केली तर मात्र तिला कसतरी व्हायचं.

ती त्यांच्यावर जळत होती अस वगैरे काही नव्हतं, पण तिला याची जाणीव होती की ती फार सुंदर नाही त्यांच्याइतकी!
मग माझ्याजवळ ती म्हणायची, "यार माझ्याबद्दल पण असं बोलणारा कोणी मला भेटेल काय कधी ...?"

एके दिवशी, त्या गप्पा मारत असताना सहज विषय निघाला आणि तिने सांगुन टाकले की, "माझा boyfriend किंवा नवरा सावळा असला तरी चालेल, पण त्याची smile फार भारी पाहिजे. आणि, त्याची dimple असेल तर फारच भारी ... "

मी तिथेच उभा होतो, त्यांच्या बाजुला. त्या सगळ्या माझ्याही मैत्रीणी होत्याच!

त्या बोलत राहिल्या smile 
आणि dimple बद्दल बराच वेळ ... बरेच दिवस ... काही वर्षे ... !!!

आणि साला ,

माझ्या गालावरच dimple त्यांना कधी दिसलचं नाही ... !

11 March 2013

Why can't I just be happy without you

My mornings start with an unhappy, sad and yet a true realization of you not being mine. Thoughts about you occupy all space in my mind and the warmness of thoughts about you fills up my heart. I know that you don't love me. I know that you don't even like me. I know you never see your future with me. I know that you don't even like your name taken with mine by anyone. I know this all. And, when I know this all, it makes me wonder, why can't I just be happy without you? Why am I thinking about you so much? Why can't I just let go thoughts about you? Why can't I just try to be alone without your thoughts? Why am I giving a damn about your thoughts a thousand times in a day when I know you don't even think of me once in a month?
Another day passes thinking about you and I goto bed asking myself again, why can't I just be happy without you.

Not happy without you!

01 January 2013

52 genuine-lame excuses your friends might use [over a phone] to avoid you on Friday nights/Weekends this year

52 genuine-lame excuses your friends might use [over a phone] to avoid you on Friday nights/Weekends this year

1. I am in a pub/disco. Can't hear you bitch/dog! Bye. 
2. I am drunk! Take me home... 
3. I got engaged today! 
4. Taking my pregnant wife to hospital! 
5. I am driving a plane/train/spaceship! 
6. I am a vampire tonight and thirsty for blood! 
7. I am in the middle of something ... having sex! 
8. My girlfriend/boyfriend dumped me! 
9. I dumped my girlfriend/boyfriend. 
10. I am gay/lesbian!!! 
11. My boyfriend/girlfriend is gay/lesbian. 
12. What? Is it Friday night? 
13. I am watching a 3D movie. Who is this in a 2D sound? Can't hear you stupid 2D creature 
14. I am out of country for honeymoon! 
15. I am in the jail. Please bail me out!!! 
16. I am going to Mars. NASA offered me a home there! 
17. I am done with you! 
18. Don't you have family? Just shut the heck off! 
19. Sorry. Woke up early, so early in bed. 
20. Making a product release today. [IT guys] 
21. I am reporting bugs. [IT guys] 
22. I am eating Chinese with my Japanese friends. 
23. I am in the Himalayas now. 
24. I am on the top of Everest now! 
25. I was kidnapped this morning. Please pay half a billion dollars to free me.
26. I am sitting on the Great Wall of China. 
27. I died two weeks ago. 
28. Wrong number! 
29. You are calling a year after our last date? Jackass! 
30. Do I know you? 
31. You don't know me! 
32. I am at Antarctica, having ice-cream. 
33. I am sitting on a north pole. 
34. You are a potato. 
35. I am a potato. 
36. I am at under-waters - 1000 miles below sea level. Doing a documentary film for BBC. 
37. I am at the center of earth. 
38. I am inside pyramids, inspecting mummies. Waiting for Imhotep to wake up. 
39. I am filing a divorce. Signing papers. 
40. I am riding an Apache helicopter. 
41. Excuse me! 
42. Hello, this is Wendy. Tom's personal assistant. Do you have an appointment? 
43. I got a lead role for an underwear ad. Going for a film-shooting now. Bye. 
44. I will call you back soon, in next year. 
45. I am performing live on a stage in a zoo. 
46. Who are you again? 
47. Welcome to Swiss bank. How may I assist you in hiding your black money? 
48. I got nominated for Nobel prize/Oscars. 
49. I am driving a road-roller at 120 mph. Talk to you later. 
50. I am sitting in a roller-coaster and power went off. 
51. OK. I am also bringing my four cats and five dogs with me. 
52. I am stuck in an elevator on the 78th floor. Please can you come up?
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